wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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