i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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