normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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