I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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