Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I love having hate sex.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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