so explain again why im purple
no
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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