I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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