Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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