Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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