the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Drake has all the answers
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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