try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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