i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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