ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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