You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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