i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I understand Curling. That high.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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