We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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