summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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