Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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