Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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