exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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