You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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