Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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