Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
only if we run a train.
done.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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