I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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