i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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