508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
How external is "for external use only"?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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