Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
only you would photoshop your dick
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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