so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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