Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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