hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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