Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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