So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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