Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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