I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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