Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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