I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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