She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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