evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Nicole vs. Life
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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