I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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