What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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