So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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