Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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