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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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