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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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