I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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