I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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