what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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