Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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