Fuck appropriateness.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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