THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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