everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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