are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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