He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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