Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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