So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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