YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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