Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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